The Marshall Mathers LP - Tour Edition专辑其他歌词
Eminem其他专辑
演唱者:Eminem
The Real Slim Shady文本歌词
作词 : Young, Andre Romell
作曲 : Young, Andre RomellMay I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem hereY'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin' her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorce, throwin' her over furnitureIt's the return of the, \"Ah, wait, no way, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiotsDr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my ba*****t!Feminist women love EminemChigga chigga chigga, \"Slim shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-whatFlippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!\"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can'tBut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose\"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss\"And that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's *****oris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the discovery channel don't they?\"We ain't nothing but mammals\", well, some of us cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantaloupesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesI'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his recordsWell I do, so ***** him and ***** you tooYou think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me\"But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?\"Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?*****t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstYou little *****, put me on blast on M.T.V\"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!\"I should download her audio on MP3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VDI'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meSo I have been sent here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like me, who just don't give a ***** like meWho dress like me, walk, talk and act like meAnd just might be the next best thing but not quite me'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' youThings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the ***** to say itIn front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it, I just *****t itBetter than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like ValiumsIt's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirtingPinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with jergensAnd I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a slim shady lurkin'He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion ringsOr in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, \"I don't give a *****!\"With his windows down and his system upSo, will the real shady please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?Ha haGuess there's a slim shady in all of us***** it, let's all stand up
The Real Slim ShadyLRC歌词
作词 : Young, Andre Romell
作曲 : Young, Andre RomellMay I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat will, The Real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem hereY'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorAnd started whoopin' her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorce, throwin' her over furnitureIt's the return of the, \"Ah, wait, no way, you're kiddingHe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiotsDr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my ba*****t!Feminist women love EminemChigga chigga chigga, \"Slim shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-whatFlippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!\"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can'tBut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose\"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lipsAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss\"And that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's *****oris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the discovery channel don't they?\"We ain't nothing but mammals\", well, some of us cannibalsWho cut other people open like cantaloupesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goesI'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his recordsWell I do, so ***** him and ***** you tooYou think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me\"But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?\"Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?*****t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstYou little *****, put me on blast on M.T.V\"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!\"I should download her audio on MP3And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VDI'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meSo I have been sent here to destroy youAnd there's a million of us just like meWho cuss like me, who just don't give a ***** like meWho dress like me, walk, talk and act like meAnd just might be the next best thing but not quite me'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' youThings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the ***** to say itIn front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allI just get on the mic and spit itAnd whether you like to admit it, I just *****t itBetter than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like ValiumsIt's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirtingPinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with jergensAnd I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a slim shady lurkin'He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion ringsOr in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, \"I don't give a *****!\"With his windows down and his system upSo, will the real shady please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controlAnd one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won't The Real Slim Shady please stand upPlease stand up, please stand up?Ha haGuess there's a slim shady in all of us***** it, let's all stand up