Rain Man

Rain Man文本歌词

作词 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope

作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope

Yeah

Definitely, definitely

Definitely dope

Definitely

Definitely K-Mart

Yeah

Yeah

You find me offensive, I find you offensive

For finding me offensive, hence, if

I should draw the line or any fences, if so, to what extents, if

Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain

When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too ***damn sensitive

It's censorship, and it's downright blasphemous

Let's end this **** now, 'cause I won't stand for this

And Chris-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I

Had one of those twenty-five-cent stickers on my refrigerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must've put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor

I killed Superman, I killed Super—

Man, and how ironic

That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man

Now in the bible, it says:

\"Thou shalt not watch two *******s in bed

Have homosexual sex

Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in

Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual sex

Which isn't as bad

'Long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during, or after

Performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to as such more commonly-known phrases

That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way

But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?\"

Let's ask Dr. Dre — Dr. Dre? (What up?)

I got a question, if I may (Yeah)

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)

And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

But— 'ut, I ain't done yet

In football, the quarterback yells out, \"Hut-hut\"

While he reaches in another grown man's ***

Grabs on his ***s, but, just, what if

It was never meant — it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his ***** went in—

His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it

But his little ****** flinched just a little bit

And I don't need to go into any more details, but

What if he pictured it as a female's butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man

You find me offensive, I find you offensive—

****, this is the same verse, I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby

And my plan is to get him next and

Open up a whoop-ass canister

God**** it, Dre, where's the god**** beat? (Yeah)

Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good-at

I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic — yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it

I got it, high-five Nick Lachey

Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I

Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can, and zoom, I

Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich

And I ain't even gotta make no god**** sense

I just did a whole song, and I didn't say ****

'Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man

'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh...

Yup, Rain Man

Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre

Super-dope beatmaker

2000 and, 2000 and

Four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se-

-Seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three...

And seventy

Yeah

Rain ManLRC歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope

[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mike Elizondo/Mark Batson/Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Chris Pope

[00:05.270]Yeah

[00:08.460]Definitely, definitely

[00:11.280]Definitely dope

[00:15.220]Definitely

[00:17.240]Definitely K-Mart

[00:19.980]Yeah

[00:22.620]Yeah

[00:24.160]You find me offensive, I find you offensive

[00:26.980]For finding me offensive, hence, if

[00:29.510]I should draw the line or any fences, if so, to what extents, if

[00:33.380]Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive

[00:36.070]Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

[00:39.750]They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain

[00:43.960]When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses

[00:47.700]I say you're all just too ***damn sensitive

[00:50.780]It's censorship, and it's downright blasphemous

[00:53.700]Let's end this **** now, 'cause I won't stand for this

[00:56.600]And Chris-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither

[00:59.920]And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either

[01:03.370]He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I

[01:07.470]Had one of those twenty-five-cent stickers on my refrigerator

[01:11.540]Right next to Darth Vader

[01:13.430]And Darth must've put a hex on him for later

[01:16.140]I feel like it's my fault, 'cause of the way that

[01:18.910]I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor

[01:21.780]I killed Superman, I killed Super—

[01:24.630]Man, and how ironic

[01:26.570]That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

[01:29.780]'Cause I ain't got no legs

[01:32.680]Or no brain

[01:35.370]Nice to meet you

[01:38.110]Hi, my name is...

[01:40.880]I forgot my name

[01:42.790]My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

[01:46.710]My soul is possessed by this devil

[01:48.740]My new name is Rain Man

[01:51.360]Now in the bible, it says:

[01:53.160]\"Thou shalt not watch two *******s in bed

[01:55.930]Have homosexual sex

[01:57.830]Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in

[02:01.180]Then, of course, it's intercourse, and it's bisexual sex

[02:04.730]Which isn't as bad

[02:06.090]'Long as you show some remorse for your actions

[02:08.860]Either before, during, or after

[02:10.760]Performing the act of that which

[02:12.880]Is normally referred to as such more commonly-known phrases

[02:16.980]That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way

[02:21.190]But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?\"

[02:25.210]Let's ask Dr. Dre — Dr. Dre? (What up?)

[02:27.820]I got a question, if I may (Yeah)

[02:29.650]Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? (Yeah)

[02:33.230]And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

[02:36.020]But— 'ut, I ain't done yet

[02:37.980]In football, the quarterback yells out, \"Hut-hut\"

[02:40.880]While he reaches in another grown man's ***

[02:43.390]Grabs on his ***s, but, just, what if

[02:45.950]It was never meant — it was just an accident

[02:48.750]But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his ***** went in—

[02:51.330]His teeny-tiny, little, round heinie, and he didn't mean it

[02:54.230]But his little ****** flinched just a little bit

[02:56.920]And I don't need to go into any more details, but

[02:59.900]What if he pictured it as a female's butt?

[03:02.430]Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

[03:05.050]'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut, because

[03:08.130]'Cause I ain't got no legs

[03:10.850]Or no brain

[03:13.590]Nice to meet you

[03:16.280]Hi, my name is...

[03:19.070]I forgot my name

[03:20.880]My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

[03:24.900]My soul is possessed by this devil

[03:26.910]My new name is Rain Man

[03:29.600]You find me offensive, I find you offensive—

[03:32.530]****, this is the same verse, I just did this

[03:35.170]When am I gonna come to my good senses?

[03:37.520]Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

[03:40.210]My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby

[03:43.890]And my plan is to get him next and

[03:45.950]Open up a whoop-ass canister

[03:47.990]God**** it, Dre, where's the god**** beat? (Yeah)

[03:51.180]Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it

[03:54.420]This is the only thing that I'm good-at

[03:56.660]I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

[03:59.830]Demonic — yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it

[04:02.540]I got it, high-five Nick Lachey

[04:05.100]Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

[04:07.740]And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I

[04:10.070]Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can, and zoom, I

[04:13.490]Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

[04:16.020]With a peanut butter-jelly-chicken-tuna sandwich

[04:18.710]And I ain't even gotta make no god**** sense

[04:21.480]I just did a whole song, and I didn't say ****

[04:24.330]'Cause I ain't got no legs

[04:27.230]Or no brain

[04:30.000]Nice to meet you

[04:32.710]Hi, my name is...

[04:35.350]I forgot my name

[04:37.340]My aim was not to become what I became

[04:39.920]With this level of fame

[04:41.230]My soul is possessed by this devil

[04:43.220]My new name is Rain Man

[04:45.960]'Cause ah, uh, ah, eh, ugh...

[04:50.450]Yup, Rain Man

[04:57.090]Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre

[04:59.990]Super-dope beatmaker

[05:02.210]2000 and, 2000 and

[05:04.370]Four-hundred-and-eighty-seven-million-nine-hundred-and-se-

[05:07.900]-Seventy-three-thousand-four-hundred-and-sixty-three...

[05:11.220]And seventy

[05:12.450]Yeah