Freestyle31

歌词来源专辑:The Freestyle Manual
演唱者:Eminem

Freestyle31文本歌词

Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk

Around with my ass showing all over the ****in town

....Then you get done up in chalk

Yo

We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?

Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady

You can hold my **** steady and then

I can stick my **** in you like a machette...If you're a girl

If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody

That means... you, her or him

It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem

And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim

Ha ha....don't stop

D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top

We get in that ass Preparation-H style

Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!)

Everybody tryina tell us to wait now

You look dumb as ****...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)

Tryin to dance around

How the **** it feel lock in hand set now

Sever your style .. Divide and Parish

Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this

Wassup to Bizarre Kid

Targets get hit and liftoff

Here it is we bout to rip off

Lick shots...no time...we gettin **** snot

Emzy

Speakin of lift off

I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off

Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny

That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning

Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley

The girly I ****ed last year when her hair was curly

Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite

And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut

He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down

And he said “I like you”...and then he walked up and said “Let me snake bite you”

And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe

Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go

Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2

What you wanna get done to

Your chest plate...eradicate

Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is

Freestyle...no need to write ****...cuz when we write ****

Y'all like to buy ****...that why street light up when we write stuff

It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12

1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big Proof

Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya

A ******** creator, one time for data

Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the Equator

It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us

Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky

Come against me

Go and see I'm an invincible MC

If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me

That you're ****r than me...which we'll hope

You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly

And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide

Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side

Like a ****in ride...when it got shot up by a drive-by

When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries

And still missed it

I got a ****in' mental illness a gentle stillness

Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle

What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew

And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew

If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you

You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my **** in a ***** and poke you

Stick it in there....rock with my **** on sky rock

Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)

Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)

So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(****)

Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)

We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock

The dirty dozen is non-stop

To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks

And men with pre-ops

Yo now there is 3-Pac's

Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac

Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped

The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP

In high tops and walking around like a one-eyed Cyclops

And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you

You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this

But I rock the microphone with my flyness

So get off my jock..get of my ****..when I sky rock ...it in sky

Rock..****...*****

Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gonna be better or failures

But me or Slim yo you can't tell me

You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP

Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def

My LP...my whole LP...tha last one was screaming help me

You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what

My Nuuuuuuuuutz!!

Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it though

I rickety rock the microphone

Don't do it dont do it cuz that **** is stupid...I knew it

I take a beat and loop it...I take a beat and troop it

What the **** did that mean...I dont know but I got phat jeans on

And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at

All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at

Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease

Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez

From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds

One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs

Under the curb early morn take it to born

Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enactment

Some times you see this...you just a ******

No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart

******....uh oh...was that homophobic...?

But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic

I won't even throw clothes in the closet

**** it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all

Acrossed it

This beer makes me wanna disappear this year

I'm so high I'm 'bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm 'bout to fry

You're so fired you're down

Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man

Coming all the way from Amsterdam

And I come to tell you all a little secret

So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers

{\"{\"}mumbling}

Quit spittin your writ **** ***** I'll kill you and kick you

In your mother****in' **** and your clit...you little pussy

Hermaphrodite with no appetite

And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites

Of my **** when you was on it...my brain is haunted

I walk up in a place in a T-shirt wit my stains on it

But I dont give a damn...give a ****...give a ****...give a hell

Give a piss give a **** give a lick

Yea....live and direct it's us

You better back up

You better back up before I jack off

Back off before I jack off

You better back off before he jack off (laughing)

You better back off before I jack off

Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face

While I'm still jackin off

Sittin' in the closet beatin' my ****

Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz I'm thinkin' of a *****

Wait a minute ...oh **** she's here

Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears!!!!

(Ken Kaniff)

Oh....come here little girl

Come here little girl

What happened? (I dunno)

We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin')

Gun clappin' ...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off

When I come off with the drum off

Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit' a accent

A French accent

Excuse my French but

Suck my **** touche le le poo...uhh....*****

Bonjour...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer

Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my

Damn ****

Yo while you're spraying verbs...you ain't even ****in' saying words

(THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs

And bounce your herbs tight

What the **** ? (Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin')

Yo put another beat on before you get peed on

Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min—

Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is

Slim Shady...Slim Shady...***** you're little just like that Kim lady

And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio

But you dont hear me though

Freestyle31LRC歌词

[00:01.110]Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk

[00:04.193]Around with my ass showing all over the ****in town

[00:06.779]....Then you get done up in chalk

[00:10.175]Yo

[00:12.055]We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?

[00:14.459]Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady

[00:16.966]You can hold my **** steady and then

[00:18.586]I can stick my **** in you like a machette...If you're a girl

[00:21.120]If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody

[00:24.594]That means... you, her or him

[00:26.501]It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem

[00:28.486]And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim

[00:31.046]Ha ha....don't stop

[00:33.920]D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top

[00:36.480]We get in that ass Preparation-H style

[00:39.014]Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!)

[00:42.044]Everybody tryina tell us to wait now

[00:44.317]You look dumb as ****...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)

[00:48.209]Tryin to dance around

[00:49.071]How the **** it feel lock in hand set now

[00:51.213]Sever your style .. Divide and Parish

[00:53.277]Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this

[00:56.307]Wassup to Bizarre Kid

[00:57.430]Targets get hit and liftoff

[00:59.964]Here it is we bout to rip off

[01:00.669]Lick shots...no time...we gettin **** snot

[01:02.472]Emzy

[01:03.360]Speakin of lift off

[01:04.875]I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off

[01:08.036]Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny

[01:10.361]That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning

[01:13.051]Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley

[01:15.637]The girly I ****ed last year when her hair was curly

[01:18.250]Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite

[01:20.418]And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut

[01:22.717]He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down

[01:25.460]And he said “I like you”...and then he walked up and said “Let me snake bite you”

[01:28.960]And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe

[01:31.520]Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go

[01:33.949]Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2

[01:35.517]What you wanna get done to

[01:37.371]Your chest plate...eradicate

[01:39.278]Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is

[01:41.786]Freestyle...no need to write ****...cuz when we write ****

[01:44.215]Y'all like to buy ****...that why street light up when we write stuff

[01:47.298]It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12

[01:49.910]1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big Proof

[01:52.522]Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya

[01:55.187]A ******** creator, one time for data

[01:57.616]Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the Equator

[02:00.176]It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us

[02:02.867]Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky

[02:05.662]Come against me

[02:06.576]Go and see I'm an invincible MC

[02:08.326]If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me

[02:11.174]That you're ****r than me...which we'll hope

[02:13.055]You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly

[02:16.137]And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide

[02:18.384]Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side

[02:21.179]Like a ****in ride...when it got shot up by a drive-by

[02:23.974]When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries

[02:26.612]And still missed it

[02:27.500]I got a ****in' mental illness a gentle stillness

[02:30.060]Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle

[02:33.874]What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew

[02:36.852]And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew

[02:38.916]If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you

[02:42.207]You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my **** in a ***** and poke you

[02:47.406]Stick it in there....rock with my **** on sky rock

[02:50.462]Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)

[02:52.944]Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)

[02:55.373]So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(****)

[02:57.724]Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)

[03:01.747]We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock

[03:04.098]The dirty dozen is non-stop

[03:05.665]To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks

[03:08.408]And men with pre-ops

[03:09.479]Yo now there is 3-Pac's

[03:10.942]Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac

[03:13.606]Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped

[03:16.297]The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP

[03:18.726]In high tops and walking around like a one-eyed Cyclops

[03:21.626]And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you

[03:25.231]You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this

[03:29.097]But I rock the microphone with my flyness

[03:31.788]So get off my jock..get of my ****..when I sky rock ...it in sky

[03:35.811]Rock..****...*****

[03:37.091]Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gonna be better or failures

[03:42.655]But me or Slim yo you can't tell me

[03:45.267]You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP

[03:50.779]Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def

[03:53.025]My LP...my whole LP...tha last one was screaming help me

[03:56.604]You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what

[04:00.496]My Nuuuuuuuuutz!!

[04:04.232]Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it though

[04:08.411]I rickety rock the microphone

[04:10.057]Don't do it dont do it cuz that **** is stupid...I knew it

[04:13.531]I take a beat and loop it...I take a beat and troop it

[04:16.196]What the **** did that mean...I dont know but I got phat jeans on

[04:18.886]And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at

[04:21.394]All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at

[04:24.294]Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease

[04:26.697]Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez

[04:29.283]From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds

[04:31.765]One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs

[04:34.325]Under the curb early morn take it to born

[04:36.754]Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enactment

[04:39.915]Some times you see this...you just a ******

[04:41.744]No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart

[04:44.382]******....uh oh...was that homophobic...?

[04:46.315]But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic

[04:49.058]I won't even throw clothes in the closet

[04:50.913]**** it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all

[04:57.365]Acrossed it

[04:57.966]This beer makes me wanna disappear this year

[05:00.369]I'm so high I'm 'bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm 'bout to fry

[05:04.000]You're so fired you're down

[05:05.776]Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man

[05:08.258]Coming all the way from Amsterdam

[05:10.766]And I come to tell you all a little secret

[05:13.326]So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers

[05:17.427]{\"{\"}mumbling}

[05:22.181]Quit spittin your writ **** ***** I'll kill you and kick you

[05:24.428]In your mother****in' **** and your clit...you little pussy

[05:26.857]Hermaphrodite with no appetite

[05:28.738]And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites

[05:31.167]Of my **** when you was on it...my brain is haunted

[05:33.988]I walk up in a place in a T-shirt wit my stains on it

[05:36.888]But I dont give a damn...give a ****...give a ****...give a hell

[05:40.049]Give a piss give a **** give a lick

[05:42.374]Yea....live and direct it's us

[05:44.333]You better back up

[05:46.318]You better back up before I jack off

[05:49.923]Back off before I jack off

[05:53.424]You better back off before he jack off (laughing)

[05:56.976]You better back off before I jack off

[06:02.488]Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face

[06:07.138]While I'm still jackin off

[06:08.810]Sittin' in the closet beatin' my ****

[06:11.291]Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz I'm thinkin' of a *****

[06:14.060]Wait a minute ...oh **** she's here

[06:16.411]Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears!!!!

[06:19.128](Ken Kaniff)

[06:20.983]Oh....come here little girl

[06:21.531]Come here little girl

[06:25.450]What happened? (I dunno)

[06:27.331]We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin')

[06:29.551]Gun clappin' ...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off

[06:33.966]When I come off with the drum off

[06:35.559]Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit' a accent

[06:39.765]A French accent

[06:40.862]Excuse my French but

[06:42.142]Suck my **** touche le le poo...uhh....*****

[06:45.120]Bonjour...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer

[06:49.953]Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my

[06:53.949]Damn ****

[06:55.282]Yo while you're spraying verbs...you ain't even ****in' saying words

[07:00.323](THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs

[07:04.189]And bounce your herbs tight

[07:05.600]What the **** ? (Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin')

[07:10.877]Yo put another beat on before you get peed on

[07:14.638]Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min—

[07:19.863]Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is

[07:26.132]Slim Shady...Slim Shady...***** you're little just like that Kim lady

[07:31.278]And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio

[07:38.958]But you dont hear me though