Can I *****

Can I *****文本歌词

uncle marshall!

will you tell us a bedtime story?

here we go...

now once upon a time not long ago

there was a little rapper about to blow

but his album came and it was not good

i think it went lead or double copper wood

so the silly little fans they were mislead

by a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head

\"me and you,'clef, we're gonna make some cash

grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass\"

hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to

the ass-whippin' i'm about to administer

to this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister

stanabis, little marshall mathers' sister

and in this corner, we have the mister

not havin' it, it's the mad sinister

dr. evil with his bag of tricks for

this little antagonist faggot ****-suckin'

ex-ll cool j fan from windsor

i'm 'bout to murder little kenny fag keniff-sta

you bastard i ain't wanna have to diss ya

canabis, where the **** you at? i miss ya!

can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****

where for art thou can-i-*****?

please tell me what happened with

that style that you were rappin' with

can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****

are you from los angeles

new york or just a janitor

from canada? oh can-i-*****

now at first i ain't really understand the ****

picture me for a second and imagine it

chillin' in the bat-mansion and relaxin'

when all a sudden some ******** comes across the scanners

it's can-i-***** on some \"stan lives\" ****

it creeped me out at first. man this is sick

for me, being just a sick, this conflict

gets my **** harder than arithmetic

and i know how you jealous ones envy

i shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me

the first two letters you were tellin' me ****

like you respect me, like any other regular mc

the third letter you ask how come i ain't return

none of the messages at shady records you left me

the fourth letter:\"slim, you really startin' to upset me!\"

the fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me

the sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building

this crazy ************'s really tryin' to kill me!

so i went back and read the first few letters that said

some **** about a message you left

oh ****, that's not an \"e\" that's an \"a\"

this dude wants to leave me a \"massage,\" he's gay!!

right away i'm on the phone with dr. dre

we got a bogey!（marshall i'm on the way）

can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****

where for art thou can-i-*****?

please tell me what happened with

that style that you were rappin' with

can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****

are you from los angeles

new york or just a janitor

from canada? oh can-i-*****

so in two seconds flat dre's at my crib

the funny thing is we both know where this kid lives

and neither one of us have canadian citizenship

****. oh dre, wait a mintue

that's it

All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost

We can fly over the border \"Let's go\" WOOSH!]

So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed

BOOSH!] （What was that? Oh） Jermaine Dupri

**** It, keep goin' no time to waste

Wait, backup hit him one more time in case

Okay .. **** now he's draggin' under the car

Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles

Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate

Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate

And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'

\"He couldn't have fell off that hard\" Ain't no way

\"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous

That Canibus turned into a television evangelist\"

Plus he raps with his regular voice BOOSH! BOOSH!]

BOOSH! BOOSH!] （What was that?） Pet Shop Boys

So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted

His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted

He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love

I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done

So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ

He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife

He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more

But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw

Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!

Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!

Do somethin'! At least one punchline

C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-

ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde

'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!

Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars

Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!

Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs

Bite another line from Redman's song!

Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm

From a midget reaches out from under the car

It's JD, this ************ won't die neither

Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether

We stomped the ***** and then stopmed the ***** again

（Compton!） Detroit *****! Talk some **** again!

Stomp him! （switch feet） Stomp him! （switch again!）

Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!

I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again （Damn）

He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again

Chorus]

Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****

Where for art thou Can-i-*****?

Please tell me what happened with

That style that you were rappin' with

Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****

Are you from Los Angeles

New York or just a janitor

From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****

Can I *****LRC歌词

[00:11.93]uncle marshall!

[00:13.69]will you tell us a bedtime story?

[00:18.94]here we go...

[00:21.14]now once upon a time not long ago

[00:22.87]there was a little rapper about to blow

[00:25.07]but his album came and it was not good

[00:27.36]i think it went lead or double copper wood

[00:29.49]so the silly little fans they were mislead

[00:31.32]by a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head

[00:33.41]\"me and you,'clef, we're gonna make some cash

[00:36.76]grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass\"

[00:40.17]hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to

[00:41.78]the ass-whippin' i'm about to administer

[00:43.14]to this ass-kissin' little vaginal blister

[00:44.64]stanabis, little marshall mathers' sister

[00:45.83]and in this corner, we have the mister

[00:49.78]not havin' it, it's the mad sinister

[00:51.78]dr. evil with his bag of tricks for

[00:54.44]this little antagonist faggot ****-suckin'

[00:55.60]ex-ll cool j fan from windsor

[00:57.48]i'm 'bout to murder little kenny fag keniff-sta

[00:59.51]you bastard i ain't wanna have to diss ya

[01:03.37]canabis, where the **** you at? i miss ya!

[01:05.95]can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****

[01:07.08]where for art thou can-i-*****?

[01:09.26]please tell me what happened with

[01:12.27]that style that you were rappin' with

[01:14.43]can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****

[01:16.93]are you from los angeles

[01:19.02]new york or just a janitor

[01:21.07]from canada? oh can-i-*****

[01:23.62]now at first i ain't really understand the ****

[01:25.71]picture me for a second and imagine it

[01:27.74]chillin' in the bat-mansion and relaxin'

[01:29.78]when all a sudden some ******** comes across the scanners

[01:32.03]it's can-i-***** on some \"stan lives\" ****

[01:35.27]it creeped me out at first. man this is sick

[01:37.39]for me, being just a sick, this conflict

[01:39.13]gets my **** harder than arithmetic

[01:40.80]and i know how you jealous ones envy

[01:43.46]i shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me

[01:45.87]the first two letters you were tellin' me ****

[01:48.16]like you respect me, like any other regular mc

[01:50.25]the third letter you ask how come i ain't return

[01:52.97]none of the messages at shady records you left me

[01:55.06]the fourth letter:\"slim, you really startin' to upset me!\"

[01:57.29]the fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me

[01:59.62]the sixth letter there's a bomb threat in our building

[02:01.65]this crazy ************'s really tryin' to kill me!

[02:03.82]so i went back and read the first few letters that said

[02:06.47]some **** about a message you left

[02:08.25]oh ****, that's not an \"e\" that's an \"a\"

[02:10.48]this dude wants to leave me a \"massage,\" he's gay!!

[02:12.70]right away i'm on the phone with dr. dre

[02:14.96]we got a bogey!（marshall i'm on the way）

[02:17.09]can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****

[02:19.72]where for art thou can-i-*****?

[02:21.94]please tell me what happened with

[02:23.97]that style that you were rappin' with

[02:26.13]can-i-*****, oh can-i-*****

[02:28.60]are you from los angeles

[02:30.75]new york or just a janitor

[02:32.79]from canada? oh can-i-*****

[02:35.41]so in two seconds flat dre's at my crib

[02:37.11]the funny thing is we both know where this kid lives

[02:39.60]and neither one of us have canadian citizenship

[02:41.35]****. oh dre, wait a mintue

[02:43.88]that's it

[02:44.34]All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost

[02:46.58]We can fly over the border \"Let's go\" WOOSH!]

[02:48.39]So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed

[02:50.79]BOOSH!] （What was that? Oh） Jermaine Dupri

[02:52.75]**** It, keep goin' no time to waste

[02:55.21]Wait, backup hit him one more time in case

[02:57.88]Okay .. **** now he's draggin' under the car

[03:00.05]Oh well, only 30 more thousand miles

[03:01.63]Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate

[03:03.75]Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate

[03:06.48]And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'

[03:08.69]\"He couldn't have fell off that hard\" Ain't no way

[03:12.00]\"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous

[03:14.23]That Canibus turned into a television evangelist\"

[03:15.83]Plus he raps with his regular voice BOOSH! BOOSH!]

[03:18.25]BOOSH! BOOSH!] （What was that?） Pet Shop Boys

[03:20.44]So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted

[03:23.01]His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted

[03:25.31]He kinda smelled a little like Courtney Love

[03:27.09]I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done

[03:29.38]So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin', Christ

[03:31.19]He won't die, this guy's like a battered wife

[03:33.40]He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more

[03:35.59]But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw

[03:38.10]Hold up, 'Bis quit foldin' up!

[03:39.75]Punch me in the chest! Make my shoulders touch!

[03:42.56]Do somethin'! At least one punchline

[03:44.03]C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-

[03:47.42]ty-nine percent of my fans are blonde

[03:49.44]'Bis c'mon answer me man respond!

[03:51.07]Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars

[03:53.75]Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!

[03:56.07]Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir Dogs

[03:58.69]Bite another line from Redman's song!

[04:00.51]Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm

[04:02.67]From a midget reaches out from under the car

[04:04.93]It's JD, this ************ won't die neither

[04:06.88]Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether

[04:09.26]We stomped the ***** and then stopmed the ***** again

[04:11.58]（Compton!） Detroit *****! Talk some **** again!

[04:13.62]Stomp him! （switch feet） Stomp him! （switch again!）

[04:16.46]Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!

[04:18.78]I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again （Damn）

[04:21.39]He disappeared yo he's gone he did it again

[04:23.31]Chorus]

[04:23.56]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****

[04:24.77]Where for art thou Can-i-*****?

[04:27.49]Please tell me what happened with

[04:29.62]That style that you were rappin' with

[04:31.75]Can-i-*****, oh Can-i-*****

[04:34.23]Are you from Los Angeles

[04:36.34]New York or just a janitor

[04:38.36]From Canada? Oh Can-i-*****